Overheard: Abortioneer thinks keg party for abortion "brilliant"

From About a Girl:

I think having a keg party to raise money for an abortion is one of the most brilliant ideas I've ever heard and I'm so going to tell all my patients who need money for their procedure about it! The thing is, though it's funny, the keg abortion fundraiser probably was a real event.

Apparently, brilliant ideas in the abortion industry are few and far between.